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[golden_lyre]

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[hurtyourealgood]

Are you certain you want me to start singing Disney songs right now? Because I will.

[golden_lyre]

if you're referring to a certain lovely bunch of coconuts, I'll have you know that song is much older than Disney thievery.

[hurtyourealgood]

Indeed it is, and no, not that one. Much more recent.

[Following the text is a brief video of Zepar singing the 'consider the coconut' verse of the song from Moana. He can sing, probably better when he hasn't just woken up, but he only knows about half the lyrics and the rest is humming]

[golden_lyre]

[Oh no it’s too cute. The song and the singer, and that’s not even fair.]

Are you sure that’s Disney? It’s too palatable for Disney.

Also, are you saying I give you what you need or that you use all my parts?

[hurtyourealgood]

I'm sure, and whichever one doesn't make me sound like some kind of stalker-slash-serial killer who's collecting your organs.

[golden_lyre]

The serial killer looking to add me to their list of victims is gonna have one hell of a surprise coming.

I hope I do give you what you need, though.

[hurtyourealgood]

You have so far.

And being fair, I did use quite a few of your parts. Probably will again, given a chance.

[golden_lyre]

Well, I'd hope so. A number of my parts are very fun to use.

[hurtyourealgood]

This is true.
Though I could say the same, really.

[golden_lyre]

I certainly wouldn't argue. I've enjoyed all the parts I've used.

[hurtyourealgood]

well, you know, you DO know how to get ahold of me if you're ever in need.
Or even if it's just a case of wanting company without needing it, I don't judge.

[golden_lyre]

'company'?
Are you agreeing to be my booty call?

[hurtyourealgood]

Well yes, but I also just meant company. You can meet the cats, we can go to brunch and judge people's morning walks of shame, you can keep me from eating an entire pan of brownies by myself, whatever happens.

[golden_lyre]

Brunch and cats are two of my favorite things, as it happens. And brownies are riiiiiight up there. If you add ice cream to any of them, even better.

[hurtyourealgood]

It HAS been a while since I made brownie sundaes.

So, brunch, and afterwards you can meet the cats while the brownies bake, and by the time they're cool enough to still be warm but not warm enough to completely obliterate the ice cream, we'll probably be hungry again.

[golden_lyre]

just to be clear, regular brownies or weed brownies? I'm cool with either, but I like to set my expectations appropriately.

[hurtyourealgood]

I'd just planned on regular ones, but if you have a preference for the other, I'm happy to oblige.

[golden_lyre]

maybe next time. i should probably be sober for meeting your cats

[hurtyourealgood]

I'm sure they'll like you either way.
Though Olympia's a little standoffish in general, and if you get the same way I do with the right kind of weed and just want to touch things, she'll object to that.

[golden_lyre]

cats always like me, but I still want to make a good impression.
and I think I can limit my tactile urges to creatures that want my hands on them.

[...totally going to get stoned and just stroke Zepar's wings.]

[hurtyourealgood]

Rhodey and Giza will probably like that just fine.
And the obvious option, of course
[Because he's got no objections to this course of action, and might even get out the chinchilla shaker so Orpheus can dust them while he's at it.]

[golden_lyre]

Are you trying to get me stoned and take advantage?

[hurtyourealgood]

Can it REALLY be considered taking advantage if it's what you'd be doing anyway?

[golden_lyre]

good point. I'd give it up for brownies even without the weed.

[hurtyourealgood]

And you say that without actually having had my brownies yet.
That's either faith or lunacy.
Or just really liking brownies regardless of additives.